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Man and the Brain

Posted: July 8, 2008 in Humor

Akash was waiting for his love …

“30 minutes late!!”, his brain shouted at him, “Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up… remember??”

“Yeah yeah”, he said to his brain, “You know her … all moody and stuff …. oh there she is”

“Scold her OK?”, his brain advised.

“OK I will try”

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says “Im sorry honey … I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you”

“What if you had said that line buddy?”, shouted his brain … “she would have had a nervous breakdown”

Akash ignored his brain .. “Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem”

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked “Hope you remember what occasion is today”

“OMG!!!”, thought Akash ….

“Brain … search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I don’t care about”

Brain got into action… he started delegating work to different parts… parallel processing… multiple search……… complete memory scan.