Well, here I present you a small story (really donno whether a true one or fictitious) which is some what bla bla bla… 
With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest.
“Throw away 250 resumes?” I asked, shocked. 
“What if the best candidates are in there?”
“You have a point,” he said. “But then again, I don’t need people with Bad Luck here!”
“Now, that is fate point!” I thought for myself.
One fine day, I was talking one of my colleagues in the office regarding an issue in his component. Literally we all were having a tough time with lots of work pressure.
Suddenly, he said “I’ll be relaxed only after putting the book da.”
“Book? What book dude?”
“You don’t understand man, I won’t put paper this time, but the whole Book!” 
What an instant joke! Too good. I couldn’t stop myself from a loud laugh. He is that kind of a person, suddenly cracks such small yet powerful jokes. Jus thought of sharing this small office humor with you guys.
Akash was waiting for his love …
“30 minutes late!!”, his brain shouted at him, “Last time you were 5 mins late and she had literally gobbled u up… remember??”
“Yeah yeah”, he said to his brain, “You know her … all moody and stuff …. oh there she is”
“Scold her OK?”, his brain advised.
“OK I will try”
Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says “Im sorry honey … I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you”
“What if you had said that line buddy?”, shouted his brain … “she would have had a nervous breakdown”
Akash ignored his brain .. “Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem”
She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked “Hope you remember what occasion is today”
“OMG!!!”, thought Akash ….
“Brain … search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I don’t care about”
Brain got into action… he started delegating work to different parts… parallel processing… multiple search……… complete memory scan.
ಒಂದು ಉತ್ತಮ ಚುಟುಕು.. 
One morning at a hospital a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.The doctor examines him and asks “OK,What happened to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuuuuuu…..?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!”
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